Problemas conjugais*

Eu - (alegremente a apagar no photoshop) borracha, borracha, borracha, borracha, borracha, save, borracha borracha, save.

Ele - ggjjjj... gjjjjj.. vrrrrrr...

Eu - Lasso, click, click, click, click, apagar, click, click, click, click, apagar, click, click

Ele - vvrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Eu - (mais depressa) Clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick!!!

Ele - (rato imobilizado) vvrrrrrrrrrrr...

Eu - Ai... queres ver..?

Ele - VVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! (o disco rígido a atingir a velocidade da luz)

Eu - Nããããããão!! Mayday! Save save save!

Ele - "Photoshop quited"

Eu - (a bater com a cabeça no teclado) hjfghjfgfvbcnhffhhfgfbhdfbm!

(...)

Eu - (depois de uma sessão de visionamento de filmezinhos no youtube) Exit

Ele - (circulozinho arco-íris a girar..) vrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Eu - Então pá?

Ele - Vvvrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Eu - Vá lá... exit, exit, exit, exit..

Ele - (O mesmo circulozinho a girar) VRRRRRRRRR...

Eu - Mas mas... TU ÉS UM MACKINTOSH!! TU NÃO "CRASHAS"!!!!!! Force quit!

*Married couple problems

Me - (happily erasing in Photoshop) Eraser, eraser, eraser, eraser, eraser, save, eraser, eraser, save.

Him - Gjjjjjjj..gjjjjjjj.. vrrrrrrrrrr

Me - Lasso, click, click, click, erase, click, click, click, click, erase, click, click..

Him - vvvrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Me - (faster) clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick!!!

Him - (the mouse stopped) vrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Me - Oh no...

Him - VVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! (the hard disk spinning like light speed)

Me - Nooooooo!! Mayday! save save save!!

Him - "Photoshop quited"

Me - (with my head on the keyboard) fjfhjghdfdfggdjkkggjkfgjf!

(...)

Me - After a while watching movies in Youtube) Exit

Him - (Little rainbow circle spinning) vvvvrrrrrr..

Me - What is it?

Him - Vvvrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!

Me - Come on... exit, exit, exit, exit!!

Him - (same circle spinning) VVVVVVRRRRRRRR!!!

Me - But, but... YOU ARE A MACKINTOSH!!! YOU DON'T CRASH!!! Force quit!